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ginesthoi:

queenmichi:

athelstansbitch:

MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO

thank youuuuu

Or something I said three days ago tbh

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— 57 minutes ago with 325616 notes

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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— 58 minutes ago with 327005 notes

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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— 1 hour ago with 16910 notes

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

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— 12 hours ago with 213787 notes
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psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Fact submitted by: bonjourtammy

— 16 hours ago with 3330 notes

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

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— 17 hours ago with 471257 notes

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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— 22 hours ago with 46466 notes

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

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— 22 hours ago with 46758 notes

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

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— 22 hours ago with 375047 notes
#this movie is great