twenty one pilots be like:
hi my name is alison and i just really like josh dun
8.5.14 // 9.25.14
why are you celebrating january 10th
i’ve made a mistake
introducing friends to twenty one pilots is awkward because you’re like “they’re so so so good and important and upbeat” but then you have to say “oh but they wear ski masks”
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
me: pluto is a planet?
me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!
me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.